BugFrog

http://m.cnn.com/cnn/lt_ne/lt_ne/detail/189956;jsessionid=0820B7A7DFAFD3848D0A66819FD79A8A

This is just creepy to watch. Sure we all know it sounds like the same stuff all the time, but do they have to always say it the same way?

Syncronized Debates

Be Amazed

After some crack detective work, police suspect foul play.

I apologize in advance if it seems I am making light of this.

The way it comes off, I hope this is just crappy writing.

She may be smart (up for debate), but there is a huge place full of nothing in that head.

Fruit Flies. Is there any topic she is not completely uninformed about? Must not cover bugs much in all those untitled Alaska publications she reads so frequently.

I know we talked about this before, but this is important stuff, so lets go over it one more time:

Enjoy your Halloween, but BE SAFE!

1. Have an adult check your candy before you eat it.
2. Make sure your costume has reflective tape so you can be seen by speeding motorists. Getting hit by a car is a real annoyance. Trust me on this one.
3. Be sure all cauldrons are well ventilated.
4. Carry a flash light to help determine if body parts are real or fake.
5. Avoid people wearing garlic. They smell and it can burn your flesh.
6. Most threats of holy water turn out to be fake, but do you really need to find out? Find an easier victim.
7. Prevent communicable infections- clean all dismembering utensils promptly. A clean axe is a happy axe, plus, once it dries, blood will discolor most metals.
8. If your victim overwhelms you by surprise, play dead. Most people will just assume they destroyed you and walk away. Then you can get up and go after them again. The look in their eyes when you appear from around the next corner: Priceless.
9. When presented with two sticks, fingers or pieces of silverware held perpendicular to each other in the shape of a crucifix as a feeble means of self-defense, try not to laugh. If someone else witnesses you laughing, they might realize how worthless that is and come up with some real defenses. Ignore and continue feeding.
10. Three children are worth the same number of points as one adult, and one-quarter the hassle. It’s up to you, I’m just saying. You get no extra points for energy expended.

Happy Halloween!

Seems like other people have been having problems with signs getting stolen.

I like the idea of the epoxy, vaseline, and/or poison ivy. I know it would backfire on me somehow, tho.

http://m.cnn.com/cnn/ne/politics/detail/186593

As I read this headline I was thinking to myself ‘of course the kind of race the candidate runs is important.’

Sometimes its tough to decide things. Chicken or fish? Coke or Pepsi?

Slutty or skanky?

Joe Plumber doesn’t like the spotlight it seems. Poor guy. Wonder if McCain asked him if he could use him as a poster boy?

NEW YORK—”Joe the Plumber” is lashing out at the media for analyzing his personal life since he suddenly became a focal point of the presidential race last week.

Joe Wurzelbacher, a plumber from Holland, Ohio, told Mike Huckabee on his Fox News talk show Saturday that he is upset by the attention and has been unable to work with reporters crowded on his front lawn.

“The media’s worried about whether I’ve paid my taxes, they’re worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America,” Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, “Huckabee.”

Wurzelbacher said he felt terrible after reading some of the criticism of himself posted online.

“I felt about that small,” he said. “I mean I really did.”

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has been portraying Wurzelbacher as emblematic of people with concerns about Obama’s tax plans.

Wurzelbacher became famous after he met Obama and said the Democrat’s tax proposal could keep him from buying the two-man plumbing company where he works. However, reports of Wurzelbacher’s annual earnings suggest he would receive a tax cut rather than an increase under Obama’s plan.

“You know, I am a plumber,” Wurzelbacher said. “Just a plumber.”

Wurzelbacher said he agreed to appear on the show after he received phone calls from friends serving in the military who voiced their support.

“You know, when you can’t ask a question of your leaders anymore, that gets scary,” he said.

On Sunday, McCain was to travel to Ohio, where he might appear with Wurzelbacher.