Mother stones 2 children to death and is called insane.
No! Really? What the hell?!? Of course she is insane. She heard the voice of God telling her to stone her children to death and actually did it. She is a freaking loon. She had home schooled her children and was deeply religious. If I hear one more time how some “deeply religious” person did some horrific act because “God” told them to, I’m gonna…well…um…start using that excuse myself.
Here’s a little tip – if God ever tells you to do something like this, tell him/her to send his/her request in writing by certified mail with a current home return address, no P.O. boxes. As an all-powerful being, it shouldn’t be that hard to buy a stamp.
Gee, God told me to do something totally horrific and terrible to my innocent children. Well, at least it sounded like God’s voice inside my head. And I know exactly what God’s voice sounds like because of all those times he spoke to me through the dog, chanting “do it, do it, do it, kill, kill, kill, and get me a big t-bone steak, kill, kill, kill, and throw that tennis ball real far, kill, kill.” And the potted fern in the living room, too. Maybe I should get out of the house more. Get a little fresh air and exercise.