Mind: a philosophy.

After some crack detective work, police suspect foul play. I apologize in advance if it seems I am making light of this. The way it comes off, I hope this is just crappy writing.

She may be smart (up for debate), but there is a huge place full of nothing in that head. Fruit Flies. Is there any topic she is not completely uninformed about? Must not cover bugs much in all those untitled Alaska publications she reads so frequently.

I know we talked about this before, but this is important stuff, so lets go over it one more time: Enjoy your Halloween, but BE SAFE! 1. Have an adult check your candy before you eat it.2. Make sure your costume has reflective tape so you can be seen by speeding motorists. Getting hit by…

Seems like other people have been having problems with signs getting stolen. I like the idea of the epoxy, vaseline, and/or poison ivy. I know it would backfire on me somehow, tho.

http://m.cnn.com/cnn/ne/politics/detail/186593 As I read this headline I was thinking to myself ‘of course the kind of race the candidate runs is important.’

Sometimes its tough to decide things. Chicken or fish? Coke or Pepsi? Slutty or skanky?

Joe Plumber doesn’t like the spotlight it seems. Poor guy. Wonder if McCain asked him if he could use him as a poster boy? NEW YORK—”Joe the Plumber” is lashing out at the media for analyzing his personal life since he suddenly became a focal point of the presidential race last week. Joe Wurzelbacher, a…

http://m.cnn.com/cnn/ne/politics/detail/184230;jsessionid=D4DF242E4A749C2B0E7AA9C50A42CF5E I LOVE this!

Extreme sushi challenge. Fun ad for sushi. This link might not be available for long, so get it while it’s hot.

Microsoft: I love you. I want to be with you forever. Yahoo: No. Go away. Microsoft: No really, I love you. You, me, together. It’s real. Yahoo: You are gross. No. Microsoft: What some candy? I bet if I ask your family, they’ll want you to be with me. I’ll ask them. Yahoo: You are…

I won the Australian lottery. Let’s go party people. I’m buying. Some of the things I love about this message: 1. You can’t see it here, but the font was comic sans. The MOST corporate font for lotteries worldwide. 2. My email address was obtained from “some site” (highlighted below) 3. My lucky “mumber17” was…