Microsoft: I love you. I want to be with you forever.
Yahoo: No. Go away.
Microsoft: No really, I love you. You, me, together. It’s real.
Yahoo: You are gross. No.
Microsoft: What some candy? I bet if I ask your family, they’ll want you to be with me. I’ll ask them.
Yahoo: You are creepy. Leave me alone.
Microsoft: Everything about you works so well with me. I love you.
Yahoo: I can’t believe this. NO. You make me feel icky.
Microsoft: Ok. Fine… Ask.com likes me.
Yahoo: GOOD! Ask for a good life far away.
Microsoft: FINE! I’m leaving.
Yahoo: Hasta la pasta.
Microsoft: I love you.