Microsoft: I love you. I want to be with you forever.

Yahoo: No. Go away.

Microsoft: No really, I love you. You, me, together. It’s real.

Yahoo: You are gross. No.

Microsoft: What some candy? I bet if I ask your family, they’ll want you to be with me. I’ll ask them.

Yahoo: You are creepy. Leave me alone.

Microsoft: Everything about you works so well with me. I love you.

Yahoo: I can’t believe this. NO. You make me feel icky.

Microsoft: Ok. Fine… likes me.

Yahoo: GOOD! Ask for a good life far away.

Microsoft: FINE! I’m leaving.

Yahoo: Hasta la pasta.

Microsoft: I love you.