Today’s Bible Moment

This was a comment on someone’s blog.


Today’s American Hypocrites has left a new comment on your post “Brave New World”:

The layer of material covering the bodies of the fairskin creatures is not skin. Skin doesn’t burn in the Sun of God. The Sun’s light is natural and doesn’t burn that which it adores. Rather, it burns that which it despises.

Skin cancers and melanomas are the curse of God against white people for their skin sins and continued evil of today. In Daniel, Isaiah and Revelations God warns He will curse the evil with the Sores That Do Not Heal. Skin cancer and melanomas are these sores.

Based on their skin color, whites exalted themselves above everyone else on the planet and called everyone else: ugly, evil and inferior.

Now, that giving everyone else life burns whites’ skin.

That giving everyone else life is God. The sun is God. The sun hates white people. God Hates White people.

God has fixed His holy light to discriminate between black and whites so that it burns the whites.

Ultraviolet light is the fire of the 2nd Rapture burning evil from the earth.

Thank God!

No, thank you! Thank YOU, Today’s American Hypocrites. With the writer strike, I haven’t heard as much incredibly funny shit lately. And this is some incredibly funny shit.